My1Liners: March 2005

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Arrested ...... ?

"Anything you say will be held against you" ...... er ..... tits?

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Everyone has an opinion

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.. dear .... its just that yours is stupid

Are you creative

Creative people are .... just good at hiding their sources.

I want progress

Can progress be possible in the country governed by Congress.... (Pro is opposite of Con ..)?

Intelligent or fool?

Who is smarter - the one who challenges a computer for a chess match or the one who challenges it for kickboxing?

Oops! I am soo sorry ... just a ordinary man

To err is human, but most human abuse this privelege.

Sunday, March 06, 2005

Dont give reasons, we know the truth

The only truth about not turning in the assignment ... "You did not get anyone to copy it from"

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Break ur heart?

Is it better to break one's heart than to do nothing with it?
Well if yes is the answer in your mind, then you are not doing anything with your brain either.

You want something?

To forgive is divine ... then why pray for anything ..steal it or snatch it and ask for forgiveness

Friday, March 04, 2005

keep prayer alive in students

Schools shall always as have tests, because as long as their are tests, students will pray

i am humble

Dont expect me to be humble.... I am not that great!!

Being wise

Wise seldom dare.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Planning to go on diet

Most dieting and exercising schedules start tomorrow or next week.

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Blind love

If love is blind, what makes lingerie so popular?

Have problems booting a computer

There is just one satisfying way to boot a computer.

- J.H. Goldfuss

Are you mature and experienced?

Maturity and Experience are the names everyone gives to their mistakes

- Biting truth

hold Hands

Always hold hands with your girlfriend, if you dont .... she will shop!!

- A tip to save

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