My1Liners: April 2005

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Screams!

i always see u in my dreams.. thats y i always wake up screaming

More Insults!

Surprise me .... say something smart!

Insult!

if i had a face/brain like yours ... i wud SUE MY PARENTS

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Dumb or Intelligent

Who would you choose
A dumb woman who marries you for your money (and fails at snatching it!) or
An intelligent woman who marries you for your money (and is successful!)

When it comes to money .. the first option is imaginary! if a woman marries you for your money .. consider it gone!

Oh my love!

Thou maketh sense even when (read only) thou art silent ... so shut up!

Relationship burns

You know a relationship is not going to work when each of the partners claim they are the ones burnt most while a part of it!

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Farters!!

When some people fart, its so bad that we wonder whether he just one let go or the gas actually escaped from whats trapped within!

Saturday, April 16, 2005

I am right - no I am

War can only determine who's left in the end ..never probably whos right

Real Happiness

If the real happiness is in living in the moment and forget about future ... be prepared to die penniless and single

Friday, April 15, 2005

Get Crazy - Dun need to drink anymore!

The good thing about some people is that they dont need to drink to act CRAZY!

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Justifications?

Our justifications for our mistakes always sound reasonable, and others' always sound stupid.

To a boring, mature, sincere girlfriend

"Well darling I am going on a 2 month cruise (vacation),
What did you say ..."you 've got your job (moral responsibility)?" , well choose whats more boring and stick with it dear ... "

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