Thursday, December 29, 2005

Be good

Be good to your kids, they will choose your nursing home.

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Failed?

If at first you dun succeed, destroy all evidence that u ever tried.

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Eye openers

If you are blinded by love at present, dun worry eye opener is on its way in guise of marriage.

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Free Speech?

In a country of free speech, why are there telephone bills?

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Snoker sucker

The cigarette does the smoking, you are just the sucker.

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Thursday, June 09, 2005

humble and greatness

I am humble and hence I m great

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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Honest are u?

Survival of the fittest they say! ... no wonder the honest people are already extinct!

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Thursday, April 21, 2005

Screams!

i always see u in my dreams.. thats y i always wake up screaming

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More Insults!

Surprise me .... say something smart!

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Insult!

if i had a face/brain like yours ... i wud SUE MY PARENTS

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Dumb or Intelligent

Who would you choose
A dumb woman who marries you for your money (and fails at snatching it!) or
An intelligent woman who marries you for your money (and is successful!)

When it comes to money .. the first option is imaginary! if a woman marries you for your money .. consider it gone!

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Oh my love!

Thou maketh sense even when (read only) thou art silent ... so shut up!

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Relationship burns

You know a relationship is not going to work when each of the partners claim they are the ones burnt most while a part of it!

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Farters!!

When some people fart, its so bad that we wonder whether he just one let go or the gas actually escaped from whats trapped within!

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Saturday, April 16, 2005

I am right - no I am

War can only determine who's left in the end ..never probably whos right

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Real Happiness

If the real happiness is in living in the moment and forget about future ... be prepared to die penniless and single

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Friday, April 15, 2005

Get Crazy - Dun need to drink anymore!

The good thing about some people is that they dont need to drink to act CRAZY!

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Saturday, April 02, 2005

Justifications?

Our justifications for our mistakes always sound reasonable, and others' always sound stupid.

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To a boring, mature, sincere girlfriend

"Well darling I am going on a 2 month cruise (vacation),
What did you say ..."you 've got your job (moral responsibility)?" , well choose whats more boring and stick with it dear ... "

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Thursday, March 10, 2005

Arrested ...... ?

"Anything you say will be held against you" ...... er ..... tits?

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Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Everyone has an opinion

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.. dear .... its just that yours is stupid

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Are you creative

Creative people are .... just good at hiding their sources.

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I want progress

Can progress be possible in the country governed by Congress.... (Pro is opposite of Con ..)?

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Intelligent or fool?

Who is smarter - the one who challenges a computer for a chess match or the one who challenges it for kickboxing?

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Oops! I am soo sorry ... just a ordinary man

To err is human, but most human abuse this privelege.

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Sunday, March 06, 2005

Dont give reasons, we know the truth

The only truth about not turning in the assignment ... "You did not get anyone to copy it from"

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Saturday, March 05, 2005

Break ur heart?

Is it better to break one's heart than to do nothing with it?
Well if yes is the answer in your mind, then you are not doing anything with your brain either.

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You want something?

To forgive is divine ... then why pray for anything ..steal it or snatch it and ask for forgiveness

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Friday, March 04, 2005

keep prayer alive in students

Schools shall always as have tests, because as long as their are tests, students will pray

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i am humble

Dont expect me to be humble.... I am not that great!!

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Being wise

Wise seldom dare.

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Thursday, March 03, 2005

Planning to go on diet

Most dieting and exercising schedules start tomorrow or next week.

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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Blind love

If love is blind, what makes lingerie so popular?

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Have problems booting a computer

There is just one satisfying way to boot a computer.

- J.H. Goldfuss

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Are you mature and experienced?

Maturity and Experience are the names everyone gives to their mistakes

- Biting truth

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hold Hands

Always hold hands with your girlfriend, if you dont .... she will shop!!

- A tip to save

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